Funny Vegetarian Quotes
I decided to round up some funny vegetarian quotes, past and present. These are all classics, well, in my opinion any way. Have some? Send them my way.
Vegetarian Actress Alicia Silverstone (words of wisdom)
“I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if its true lightness”.
George W. Bush (on broccoli)
“I do not like broccoli. And I haven’t liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I’m President of the United States and I’m not going to eat any more broccoli”.
Jim Davis (on NOT being fruity or nutty)
“Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.”
Jay Leno - (on how humane McDonald’s is not)
“McDonalds announced it’s considering a more humane way of slaughtering its animals. You know they fatten them up and then kill them. You know the same thing they do to their customers, isn’t it?”
George Carlin (on naivetee)
“Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward”.
O.k. so some aren’t really vegetarian quotes, don’t bust my chops about it. Laugh anyway, laughing does a body good. Got some? Leave me a comment.
Source: [Basic Jokes, Good Quotes]
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Hola Maziel, un saludo desde España. Aunque no domino el inglés, tu blog me ha gustado
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César
César’s last blog post..Con las pistolas al aire
i dont eat meat.
It is like eating your cat or dog.
how can you eat another creater that walked and had feelings?
that thought about things.
how can you eat some thing that would look you in the eyes and say how can you eat me?
what is the diference between a “pet” and a “food animal” nothing they are equally the same.
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